爱丽丝梦游仙境(恶搞版)

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+++第一幕

场景:郊外的树下

人物:爱丽丝、兔子先生

旁白 很久以前,古老的城市里流传着一个传说,如果是纯真可爱的少女,到郊外的那棵有

Long long ago ,there is a rumour in the old city.If a inncent and lovely girl falls asleep on the

(just dance)

树洞的树下睡着了的话,就会有一位兔子先生来带她去到梦幻的仙境,遇见梦幻的王子……

outskirts of the tree hole, a Mr rabbit will take her to the wonderlandand she will meet the deam prince

爱丽丝:所谓的纯真可爱的少女~不就是像我这样的人吗?看我一身纯白的衣裙,(转圈,

Awho is a innocent and lovely girl ? Isn’t it me! (innocence)Look at my white dress, and my

展示衣裙。) 如春风般的可爱容貌~(自我陶醉中……)啊~~~如此纯真可爱的我,是一定

lovely smile… like spring. So smart as me,I will sure meet

会见到梦幻中的王子的~!说起来,昨天通宵上网还真的想睡了,还是睡一下吧!

my deamly prince. I surfed the net all through the night,I’m sleepy ,let me have a sleep

(爱丽丝在树下坐下,闭眼入睡)

兔子先生(上场,环视四周):好不容易放出传言说可以带美少女到梦幻界去,但是一年到

R:it is hard for me to get people into the saying that I can take the beautiful girl to the wongderland .But all year round,

头来的都是一些连是不是女人都分不清楚的丑八怪,我难得到外面来观光一下的说,想看看

No one but monsters came to me I can hardly tell wether they were men or women,I hardly ever went out for a seeing ,

(monster)

美女也没错吧?

What if I miss the beautiful girls

(走到树下,看到爱丽丝。)

兔子先生:啊,今天来的这个看上去还不错呢,正好我假期快结束了,运气真好呢~(蹲下

R; oh this girl looks goodMy vocation is going to be over,what good luck!

来,仔细的看着爱丽丝)恩……稍微单薄了点……但还好。

She is a little thin, but just ok !.

爱丽丝(醒来):啊!色狼!!(把兔子先生一把推开)

A:oh, a bastard!!

兔子先生(站稳):你说什么!?你见过有这样风度翩翩英俊潇洒的色狼吗!!?(整理头

R: What? Have you ever seen such a hanson attractive bastard

发,摆酷)

爱丽丝(仔细打量兔子先生):还是值得怀疑,外在是会骗人的……

Ait is also doubtful.Appearance can cheat people’s eyes.

。我是要等梦幻界的兔子先生带我去看王子的,你在这里干什么?

I’m waiting for Mr rabbit from the wonderland,he will take me to t my prince .what are you doing here?

兔子先生(再次抚过自己的头发):你要等的人就是我。

RI’m Mr rabbit , I’m the right person you’re waiting for.

爱丽丝(惊讶状):骗人!!你根本就没有兔耳朵嘛!!(指着兔子先生)

A;what a lie.you don’t even have long ears.

(兔子先生轻笑,对场下一挥手,场务A拿着兔耳朵上场,交给兔子先生。)

兔子先生(走到爱丽丝的面前,把兔耳朵带上):你看……像这样的一张脸……(凑进爱丽丝)这样的发型,这样的穿着,长着这样的耳朵,配吗?

R:look at my face my hair and my clothes ,if I had such ear ,wasn’t it strange?

爱丽丝(摇头):的确是很奇怪……

A:Maybe~~~

兔子先生(取掉耳朵扔在一边,顺势搂过爱丽丝的腰):所以说那些细节就不要在意了,重要的是看见现在面前的我就可以了。

R:So don’t care about these details,just look at me.

爱丽丝(退开一步,再次仔细看兔子先生的脸):也好,现在带我去见梦幻的王子殿吧!

A:that’s right.please take me to the wonderland now.

兔子先生(无语状),场务A上,在兔子先生头上举汗水的牌子,然后和爱丽丝,兔子先生一起下场]

alice 片段

第二幕

场景:梦幻仙界,红桃女王的花园

人物:兔子先生,爱丽丝,红桃女王,王子样,骑士

红桃女王(上场,身后跟着护卫的骑士):我说,小兔兔出去观光也不少日子了,差不多该

K:I think it is time for Mr rabbit to come back,isn’t it

回来了吧?(气势高傲,不可一世)

骑士:应该是差不多了。

Kt:that is ok

红桃女王:不知道小兔兔有没有带什么土特产啊……?听闻上面有家快餐店的汉堡还不错……

K:Will he take some present to me?I heard that hamburgers are great.

[场务上,在骑士的头上举汗水的牌子]

兔子先生和爱丽丝上。

兔子先生:你是叫做爱丽丝啊,很好听的名字啊,果然是很配你这样纯真可爱的女孩子呢。

R:you are called Alice? It is a good name for a innocent and lovely girl like you.

爱丽丝:是啊。话说回来,我要什么时候才能见到王子殿啊?(站住,盯着兔子先生

A:Yes ,maybe.but when could I meet my prince?

baby

兔子先生(扶住爱丽丝的肩膀,进一步靠近):我说,不要老是念着什么王子,他没什么好的,好好的看着眼前的人才是最重要的啊,这样的脸,(甩发)这样的发型,经过了名家的精心打理,这样的穿着,每一件都是名牌,不好好的被爱的话他们是会哭的啊……(握住爱丽丝的手,放在胸口)你感觉不到我的心吗?它是为你而跳的啊!

R :As I think,you needn’t always miss the prince.he isn’t perfect.In fact, the most impotant people is someone who is in front of you.this face ,hair are made by the famous people.all my clothes are famous brandif you don[‘t love them,they will cry~~~can you see my heart?they are work for you.

爱丽丝(微笑):基本上的条件都还好拉,只是你不是王子啊!美少女梦工厂的设定都是以养成公主为基础的啊!(退开一步)虽然男人的脸很重要,但是家势也是很重要的啊!

A:Maybe ,you are ok .But you are not my prince.

兔子先生(无语,场务上,在他头上举黑线的牌子,另举对话框,里面是省略号)

[兔子先生,爱丽丝和红桃女王,骑士相遇]

红桃女王:小兔兔,你回来了啊。(迎上,看见爱丽丝)小兔兔!!这个女人是谁!!不要告诉我是带给我的土产!!(退一步,怒视兔子先生和爱丽丝)

Koh honey, welcome.Oh dear! Who is the woman.Don’t tell me she is the local product you take to me

兔子先生(有些慌忙,但保持镇静):不是啊女王陛下,她是我在外界遇见的,要见王子殿

R:oh dear Queen, she isn’t.i meet het in the out word, she want to see the prince.

爱丽丝:对啊!你是女王?那不就是王子他娘?快让我见王子殿吧!

A’oh you are queen ,aren’t you? You are prince’s mom,aren’t you?let me see my prince.ok ?

红桃女王(怒):荒唐!!骑士!她的脑袋。

K:how absurd you are.rider,let cut het head

骑士(上前,拔剑):是!(奸笑)

Kn:No promlem

兔子先生(挡在爱丽丝身前):等一下,女王殿下!

R:stop!!!

[骑士停住动作,和女王一起看向他]

兔子先生:女王殿下,她是带来的,你就给我个面子,让她见见也好啊!(亲昵的贴上,握住女王的双手说)

R:my dear queen,she is taken here by me.give me a face,please let her have a look

红桃女王:既然你这么说了,让她见一次吧,然后再砍她的脑袋。

K:because of you,my dear rabbit.ok let her see the prince ,and then cut her head.

爱丽丝:啊!!答应让我见了啊!!王子殿下,不知道会是什么样的帅哥呢~~(双手交握在胸前,做祈祷状,期待状

A:oh you allow me.my dear prince,is he a hanson?

红桃女王(对骑士):去叫殿下到这里来。

K:To ask my son to come here

[骑士领命,刚要下,王子上]

王子:啊,怎么这么多人啊,开PARTY啊?

P:oh~~~~how many peaple there are!!is there a party?

兔子先生和骑士(倾身):王子殿下!

R&Kn:sire

爱丽丝:王子?!!!!!(石化,站着不动,场务举牌上,牌上写石化,箭头指向爱丽丝)

A:prince? Oh my lady gaga !oh my mom’s Lady gaga

红桃女王:儿子,有个女孩要见你!(轻蔑的抬头示意爱丽丝的存在)

K:son ,there is a girl want to see you

王子(皱眉):女孩/?着手臂走到呆掉的爱丽丝面前,仔细打量,姿势妩媚,妖艳至级)切!还没我漂亮!

P:girl? I am much beautiful than her

爱丽丝:啊!!(向后跳开一步,到兔子先生的旁边)

A:A~~~~~~~oh

兔子先生(对爱丽丝轻声说):怎么了?不是要见王子么?就在眼前啊!

R:what”s wrong?you want to see the prince ,aren’t you? He is in front of you

爱丽丝(大喊):不要!!还是你比较好!!

A:oh no….you are better

红桃女王(怒视):那你是要和我抢了!?

K:you want my boy friend?~~~~!

[音乐响起,M`M的《月下狂想曲》高潮部分,台上所有人列队开始跳M`M的舞。一段音乐以后,场务上:对不起对不起!!放错音乐了!!台上个人或咳嗽或整头发走回原来的位置,音乐重放,《斗牛士》]

红桃女王(对兔子先生):你明明白白的告诉她!那是不可能的事情,她将要被砍头!!

K:dear rabbit ,tell her it is imposibble! Her head will leave her

爱丽丝:你说过你的心是为我而跳的!!

A: but you said that your heart is jump for me!!!

兔子先生(沉默,似乎在思考什么)

(eenie meenie)

旁白:兔子先生似乎陷入一个困境,一边是青纯可爱的美少女,一边是身份高贵的女王殿下, Mr.rabbit get into a big trouble ,on the one side re is a innocent and lovely girl,on the other side is a noble queen

兔子先生(看向爱丽丝)兔子先生(看向红桃女王)

旁白:兔子先生思考中……

Mr rabbit is thinking

兔子先生(做思考状)

[场务A上,在红桃女王头上举黑线的牌子,场务B上在爱丽丝的头上举汗水的牌子]

旁白:继续思考中……

Go on thinking

兔子先生(换个姿势继续做思考状)

[场务A在红桃女王头上再举恼怒的表情符号的牌子,场务B同样在爱丽丝的头上加举这样的牌子]

红桃女王(怒):不等了,我们自己解决!!!(对身后骑士招手示意向前)

K:I won’t wait any more ,let me solve it by my self.

骑士上:终于轮到我上场了!(很酷的看着爱丽丝,很酷的从口袋拿出扑克牌,很酷的展开,然后开始对爱丽丝乱扔)

Kn it”s time for me~~~

爱丽丝:讨厌!!干什么啊!!?(挥开身上的扑克) ~~~

A:oh no

骑士(后退一步):高手,不为所动……(语气稍微夸张)

Kn ;how strong you are ,you are not afraid of me

[一阵沉默……]

[旁白:,兔子先生似乎仍在思考中……]

Mr rabbit is also thinking

爱丽丝(对兔子先生):你还在那边干什么啊!!

A:what are you doing there ,come to help me !!

兔子先生(忽然反应过来):啊!在!什么事?爱丽丝?(到爱丽丝的面前)

R:O~~h ,what’s the matter?alice?

骑士:这样的话,就让我用千辛万苦学来的绝招吧!!!(抛出丝带!)爱!!!

Kn:so I’m certain you will be dead. My unique skill!! -----my love.

[兔子先生转身,刚好接住丝带]

众人:啊!!!!!

M:oh my lady gaga

[寂静中,兔子先生和骑士顺着丝带越牵越近。]

兔子先生(与骑士对望):你多有魅力啊!!

Rhow charm you are >

骑士(与兔子先生对望):你也很可爱!

Kn:you are lovely.

女王(惊异):不会吧?果然是的力量啊!!!!

K:oh ,is it love?

兔子先生:,我发现我是真的爱上你了!!!我们私奔吧!!

R:I find that I fall in love with you.let’s elope

骑士(握住兔子先生的手):恩!!到天涯海角我都和你在一起!!YOU JUMP I JUMP!!

Kn :ok ,I will be with you all the time .you jump! I jump

[骑士和兔子先生相携下场,]

can'tstop love

女王(反应过来):天啊!!太过分了!!现在的男人啊!!

K:oh my god ,are they men ?

爱丽丝:是啊!

A: yes I think so .

王子(感叹):哎……现在的男人啊……

P:oh ,are they men?

[王子,女王,爱丽丝,因崩溃而自杀~~

P,:Oh(自杀)

K:my (自杀)

A:don’t forger lady gaga.(自杀)

女王和爱丽丝无语的看着他,助理上,在她们头上举汗水的牌子]

旁白:这个美丽动人的童话就此结束,兔子先生和骑士从此过着幸福快乐的生活!

The wonderful and fine story is over.Mr rabbit and ride live in a fine and happy life,from now

(Alice)

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