学会用英语给客户留言
发布时间：2023-02-04 05:19:30 来源：文档文库
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学会用英语给客户留言中国家庭并不常用电话答录机，但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。接下来，小编给大家准备了学会用英语给客户留言,欢迎大家参考与借鉴。学会用英语给客户留言外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入者留下简短信息及姓名电话号码等。以下几则特别的Answer体现了美国人的幽默，你能体会出其幽默所在吗?1MywifeandIcan'tcometothephonerightnow,butifyou'llleaveyournameandnumber,we'llgetbacktoyouassoonaswe'refinished.2Hi.ThisisJohn.Ifyouarethephonecompany,Ialreadysentthemoney.Ifyouaremyparents,pleasesendmoney.Ifyouaremyfinancialaidinstitution,youdidn'tlendmeenoughmoney.Ifyouaremyfriends,youowememoney.Ifyouareafemale,don'tworry,Ihaveplentyofmoney.3Hi,I'mnothomerightnowbutmyansweringmachineis,soyoucantalktoitinstead.Waitforthebeep(beep：主人的Answer讲完以后，AnswerMachine会发出一声beep,这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。.4Hi!John'sansweringmachineisbroken.Thisishisrefrigerator.Pleasespeakveryslowly,andI'llstickyourmessagetomyselfwithoneofthesemagnets(磁铁.注：通常情况下，来电话者面对录音讲话都不太，所以语言往往很急促，三句两句话就完了。这可苦坏了接听留言的主人，听多少遍都听不清留言者到底是谁，讲了些什么。对于母语非英文的人，这种感觉会更深。所以，以下这两段幽默干脆就首先告诉电话拨入者，我的AnswerMachine不好使，你且慢慢来。5Hello,thisisSally'smicrowave.Heransweringmachinejusteloped(私奔withhertapedeck(磁带驱动器,soI'mstuckwithtakinghercalls.Say,ifyouwantanythingcookedwhileyouleaveyourmessage,justholdituptothephone.
6Hello,youaretalkingtoamachine.Iamcapableofreceivingmessages.Myownersdonotneedsiding(墙板，壁板,windows,orahottub(浴盆,andtheircarpetsareclean.Theygivetocharity(慈善团体throughtheirofficeanddonotneedtheirpicturetaken.Ifyou'restillwithme,leaveyournameandnumberandtheywillgetbacktoyou.7Hi.Iamprobablyhome.I'mjustavoidingsomeoneIdon'tlike.Leavemeamessage,andifIdon'tcallback,it'syou.8Thisisnotanansweringmachine--thisisatelepathic(心应术thought-recording1device.Afterthetone2,thinkaboutyourname,yourreasonforcallingandanumberwhereIcanreachyou,andI'llthinkaboutreturningyourcall.注：tone：与对第3句beep的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，AnswerMachine会发出一声beep,这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。9Hi,thisisGeorge.I'msorryIcan'tanswerthephonerightnow.Leaveamessage,andthenwaitbyyourphoneuntilIcallyouback.10Ifyouareaburglar(夜贼,thenwe'reprobablyathomecleaningourweaponsrightnowandcan'tcometothephone.Otherwise,weprobablyaren'thomeandit'ssafetoleaveusamessage.11You'regrowingtired.Youreyelids(眼皮aregettingheavy.Youfeelverysleepynow.Youaregraduallylosingyourwillpower(毅力andyourabilitytoresistsuggestions.Whenyouhearthetoneyouwillfeelhelplesslycompelledto(感到无助而被迫做某事leaveyourname,number,andamessage.12Pleaseleaveamessage.However,youhavetherighttoremainsilent.Everythingyousaywillberecordedandwillbeusedbyus.注：youhavetherighttoremainsilent：电影电视里警察出示逮捕令时常讲的一句话。西方社会讲究人权，任何疑犯在未审判之前不得认为有 