风趣幽默的英文问题，让你回答不上来
If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
How can you be 'all ears' to something when you have just two? You should be 'both ears'!
How can you 'lend' someone a helping hand when you can't take it out?
Does one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each - one through which you put your foot inside!
Why do people ask, "going up?" even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator?
If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation?
If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?
What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
What's wrong in saying that there's nothing wrong in going wrong once in a while but it's very wrong to go wrong always? How many wrongs did I say?
What to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
If you were of the opposite sex, who would you be like?
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'progress' the opposite of 'congress'?
Don't you think, the term, 'free gift' is a redundant use of words?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
Have you been to jail?
They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, "did that hurt?" Why?
Do you twist your tongue while saying a tongue twister?
Don't you think the eyes must be jealous of the nose for not letting them see each other?
What's the need to ask "what are you doing here?", on meeting at a movie theater?
If Iceland has ice, does Finland have fins?
What's the point in asking a waiter, "is that dish good?" Which waiter would say it isn't!
Aren't the ears already outside? So why say 'keep an ear out...'?
Why do people ask, "were you sleeping?" on waking you up from sleep?
How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?
Why do people say "you know..." How would you know before they complete?
What if a wrong number is busy? You would never know it's wrong!
What would you call the fear of fears?
What's the point in saying "what are you saying?" when you know what's being said!
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