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RichardFreshman新生理查德英语话剧剧本
内容:RichardFreshman是一个大学新生,第一天在大学的饭堂里,他就遇到了各种各样的怪人怪事,觉得他的名字傻得冒泡的女生,兄弟会两个都叫TIM的神经质男生,营养餐被一黑猩猩一样的人抢走,回到宿舍发现舍友是女生......这些有趣的人和事虽然是美国的，和中国国情很不一样，但可以帮助了解美国文化。出场人物8-10人左右，除去不重要的和反串，
4-6人即可，主人公有两个，理查德和他的女室友。
级别:适宜
语言:浅显
适合对象:大学生

Thesceneisacafeteria.Itisduringlunchrush,andtherearefewempty
tables.EnterRichard,whofindsoneandsitsdownwithhisnutritiouslunch.He
takesfromhisheavybackpackaletterfromhismother.Hebeginsreading:Richard:"DearRichard,Hey,Tiger,howareyou?Ihopeyouareadjustingwelltocollegelife.InafewdaysyouwillgetthebookIsentyou:HowToBeHappy
AtCollege."(EnterGirl,withlunch,desperatelylookingforanemptyseat.Finally,sheseesonenexttoRichard.Girl(comingover:Isthisseattaken?Richard(ratherstunned:Uh--no.Please,sitdown.Girl:Thanks.(Sits.(Richardclumsilyhidestheletterunderhischeeseburger.Afteranawkward
pause:Girl:Say,what'syourname?Richard:Uh,Richard.Girl:Areyousure?Richard:Yes.I'mRichard.(Stickshishandoutforhertoshake.Girl(glancingathishand:Richardwhat?Richard:RichardFreshman.Girl:That'sunfortunate.Richard:Pardon?Girl:Nothing.(Chuckles.Thinkingoutloud:RichardFreshman.That'sclassic.Whatastupidname.Imean,it'sbadenoughtohavethatnamewhenyou'reafreshman,but...Evenwhenyou'reasenioryou'llstillbeaFreshman.(Nods

herhead.EvenworseyournameisDick.Dick.DickFreshman.Ooo.(Shakingherhead,Girlgetsupandleaveswithherlunch.Richardsighsand
goesbacktohisletter.Richard(Reads:"NowRichard,don'tgoaroundbreakingallthegirls'hearts.Onlykidding.Enclosedisyourweekly$5allowance."Sheremembered!"Spendit
wisely.Ihopeyou'remeetingalotofnewfriends."(WhileRichardisreading,twofratboysenter,onecarryingastackofflyers,theotherasmallbooklet.Theyarestaringatthebooklet,tryingtofigureoutwhoRichardis.Finally,theyapproachhim.Tim#1:Uh,Richard...RichardFreshman?Richard(Withhismouthfull:Yeth.Tim#1:Hi,I'mTim.(ShakesRichard'shand.Tim#2:AndI'mTim.(Shakeshishand.Tim#1:We'refromtheAlphaAlphafraternity.Tim#2:ButsomepeoplecallusAAforshort.(TimslaughatTim'sjoke.ObviouslyRicharddoesn'tgetit.Tim#1:Uh,anyway,wejustwantedtotellyouthatwe'reopentofreshmananytime,uh,here'sacalendarofevents.(HehandsRichardaflyer.Tomorrowis
the,uh,BuffaloBBQ.AndSundayistheJelloBake-OffandFrogJumpingContest.Monday--Mondayisgreat,it'stheSpamSculptureSpectacular.Andlaternextweekwe'llbehavingmovienight.Andwe'llbeshowingthe"Porky"filmsthat
evening.Tim#2:Goodmovies.Tim#1:Goodmovies.So,feelfreetodropbyanytime,comemeetthebrothersRichard:Um,thanksguys,buthonestlyIamnotconsideringjoininga
fraternity.Tim#1:Oh,well,youknow,youdon'thavetopledgeifyoudon'twantto,just
comeby--Richard:Really,guys,Idon'tthinkso.Tims(Offended:Well,fine.So,youwon'tconsiderstoppingby?Fine.Whatsamatter,don'tlikeusorsomething?Don'tthinktheJelloBake-Offisfun?Guessyouwon'tbeneedingthisthen.(Tim#2grabstheflyerhegavetoRichard.Exit
Tims.Richardgoesbacktohisletter.Richard(Reads:"Now,Richard.Remembertochooseyourfriendscarefully."Iwill,mom."IhavetogobecauseDadneedshelpupthestairs.I'llsendacaseofchilicheesetreatseverymonthsoyouwon'tbehungry.Anddon'tforgettotakeyourvitamins.Collegeworktakesalotofenergy."(Takesouthis
FlinstonesvitaminsIthinkI'lltakeaBarneytoday.(EnterMillis.Millisisbig.Realbig.Probably61/2feettall,weighstwice
asmuchasRichard.Heseemslost,confused.HeseesRichardandrumblesover.Millisgrabsthecheeseburgerandputsitonhisemptytray.ThenMillistakesRichard'sentirelunchandexits.Richard,mouthfullofcheeseburger,sits
lookingstunned.EnterJimmy,everybody'sfriend.Heseeswhatjusthappenedto
Richard.

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