经典美剧《老友记》-第七季-第十六集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
-Hi.-Hi!Hi,Ben.-嗨-嗨!嗨,班
-Hi.-Wehaveabathroomemergency.-嗨-厕所紧急事件Goahead.请用
Beforewedo,areanyofJoey'sspecial"romance"magazinesinthere?去之前,没有乔伊特别的“罗曼史”杂志在里面吧?-No.-Okay,allclear.-没有-可以了Thanks,Phoebe.谢谢,菲比That'sRachel.是瑞秋Butwhatever.随便啦
Couldyoudomeabigfavor?可以帮我一个大忙吗?Ihaveameetingatthedean'soffice.院长办公室召开会议CanyouwatchBenforanhour?你能替我照看班一小时吗?-WhataboutMonica?-Sheisn'thome.-摩妮卡呢?-她不在家Soitwouldjustbemealone?只有我一个人?Benwouldbethere.班也会在What'sthematter?怎么了?
I'veneverdonethatbefore.Meandhim,alone.以前从来不曾只有我和他单独在一起He'snotanex-con.他不是前科犯Okay,okay...好,好…
-WhatdoIdowithhim?-Idon'tknow,talktohim.-我要和他做什么?-我不知道,和他讲话Entertainhim.Keephimalive.娱乐他,让他活着-Okay.-Ben,comehere.-好-班,来
I'mgonnaleaveyouherewithAuntRachelforaboutanhour,okay?我要把你留在这儿和瑞秋阿姨一起一小时,好吗?Gonnabeokay?你可以吧?
-Ithinkso.-Iwasn'ttalkingtoyou.-我想可以-我不是和你说话TheOneWithTheTruthAboutLondon本集播出:伦敦的真相
26第二位教士如何?我还蛮喜欢他的
-Youmeanthespitter?-Comeon.Hewasn'tthatbad.-你指喷口水那个?-别这样,他没那么糟
Easyforyoutosay,you'dbewearingaveil.你说起来容易,你有面纱
-Andthethirdguy?-Hekeptstaringatyourchest.-第三个呢?-他一直瞪着你的胸部看Canyoublamehim?你能怪他吗?
Idon'tliketheideaofmesaying,"Ido"...我不希望我说“我愿意”时…whilehe'sthinking,"I'ddoittoo."他想着,“我也愿意”
-Well,thenwestillhaveaproblem.-Withwhat?-那我们还有一个问题-什么?
Weneedsomeonetoperformourweddingbutthey'reallboringorannoying...我们需要证婚人但他们都太无趣或是讨厌…
orkeepstaringattheladies.或是一直瞪着女生看
Youshouldhaveoneofusdoit.应该让我们其中一人来证婚
We'regetting"married"married,not"6th-grade"married.我们是要“结婚”的结婚不是“六年级”的结婚No,it'sarealthing.是真的
Anyonecanbeordainedonthelnternetandperformweddingsandstuff.任何人都能在网路上被任命为教士然后证婚Icallit!我要!
What?Itwasmyidea!什么?是我的主意!
Thankyouverymuch,butneitherofyouismarryingus.非常感谢你,但你们谁也不会替我们证婚
Doescallingitnotmeananythinganymore?提出请求不再有任何意义了吗?We'rehavingalegitimateclergymember.我们要一位正式的教士AndwhenIsaylegitimate,Imeangay...我说正式,我指的是同性恋…andincontrolofhissaliva.而且能控制口水的
Ben,youknow,whenyouwereababy...班,你知道,当你还是个婴儿时…we'dhangoutallthetime.我们常在一起
Iwasyourdaddy'sgirlfriend.那时我是你爸的女朋友Butyou'renotanymore.可是你现在不是了
-No,I'mnot.-Becauseyouguyswereonabreak..-不,我不是-因为你们想分开一下…Hey,wewerenotona..嘿,我们不是…
-When'smydaddycomingback?-Fifty-twominutes.-我爸什么时候会回来?-52分钟后Sonobrothersorsisters,huh?你没有兄弟姐妹,嗯?
Youknow,Ihadtwosistersandwejusttorturedeachother.我有两个姐妹,我们彼此折磨-Really?Likehow?-Well,youknow,wewould...-真的?像怎样?-我们会…we'drepeateverythingtheothersaid...重覆另一个人说的每一句话…orwe'djumpoutofclosetstoscareeachother...或是从衣柜跳出去吓人…orswitchthesugarwithsaltsotheyputsaltontheircereal.或是把糖换成盐让别人把盐洒到早餐麦片里That'sagoodone.这个不错
-Yeah,youlikethatone?-Yeah,you'refunny.-