经典美剧《老友记》-第七季-第十六集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

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-Hi.-Hi!Hi,Ben.--嗨!嗨,班
-Hi.-Wehaveabathroomemergency.--厕所紧急事件Goahead.请用
Beforewedo,areanyofJoey'sspecial"romance"magazinesinthere?去之前,没有乔伊特别的罗曼史杂志在里面吧?-No.-Okay,allclear.-没有-可以了Thanks,Phoebe.谢谢,菲比That'sRachel.是瑞秋Butwhatever.随便啦
Couldyoudomeabigfavor?可以帮我一个大忙吗?Ihaveameetingatthedean'soffice.院长办公室召开会议CanyouwatchBenforanhour?你能替我照看班一小时吗?-WhataboutMonica?-Sheisn'thome.-摩妮卡呢?-她不在家Soitwouldjustbemealone?只有我一个人?Benwouldbethere.班也会在What'sthematter?怎么了?
I'veneverdonethatbefore.Meandhim,alone.以前从来不曾只有我和他单独在一起He'snotanex-con.他不是前科犯Okay,okay...好,好
-WhatdoIdowithhim?-Idon'tknow,talktohim.-我要和他做什么?-我不知道,和他讲话Entertainhim.Keephimalive.娱乐他,让他活着-Okay.-Ben,comehere.--班,来
I'mgonnaleaveyouherewithAuntRachelforaboutanhour,okay?我要把你留在这儿和瑞秋阿姨一起一小时,好吗?Gonnabeokay?你可以吧?
-Ithinkso.-Iwasn'ttalkingtoyou.-我想可以-我不是和你说话TheOneWithTheTruthAboutLondon本集播出:伦敦的真相

26第二位教士如何?我还蛮喜欢他的
-Youmeanthespitter?-Comeon.Hewasn'tthatbad.-你指喷口水那个?-别这样,他没那么糟
Easyforyoutosay,you'dbewearingaveil.你说起来容易,你有面纱
-Andthethirdguy?-Hekeptstaringatyourchest.-第三个呢?-他一直瞪着你的胸部看Canyoublamehim?你能怪他吗?
Idon'tliketheideaofmesaying,"Ido"...我不希望我说我愿意whilehe'sthinking,"I'ddoittoo."他想着,我也愿意
-Well,thenwestillhaveaproblem.-Withwhat?-那我们还有一个问题-什么?
Weneedsomeonetoperformourweddingbutthey'reallboringorannoying...我们需要证婚人但他们都太无趣或是讨厌
orkeepstaringattheladies.或是一直瞪着女生看
Youshouldhaveoneofusdoit.应该让我们其中一人来证婚
We'regetting"married"married,not"6th-grade"married.我们是要结婚的结婚不是六年级的结婚No,it'sarealthing.是真的
Anyonecanbeordainedonthelnternetandperformweddingsandstuff.任何人都能在网路上被任命为教士然后证婚Icallit!我要!
What?Itwasmyidea!什么?是我的主意!
Thankyouverymuch,butneitherofyouismarryingus.非常感谢你,但你们谁也不会替我们证婚
Doescallingitnotmeananythinganymore?提出请求不再有任何意义了吗?We'rehavingalegitimateclergymember.我们要一位正式的教士AndwhenIsaylegitimate,Imeangay...我说正式,我指的是同性恋andincontrolofhissaliva.而且能控制口水的
Ben,youknow,whenyouwereababy...班,你知道,当你还是个婴儿时we'dhangoutallthetime.我们常在一起

Iwasyourdaddy'sgirlfriend.那时我是你爸的女朋友Butyou'renotanymore.可是你现在不是了
-No,I'mnot.-Becauseyouguyswereonabreak..-不,我不是-因为你们想分开一下Hey,wewerenotona..嘿,我们不是
-When'smydaddycomingback?-Fifty-twominutes.-我爸什么时候会回来?-52分钟后Sonobrothersorsisters,huh?你没有兄弟姐妹,嗯?
Youknow,Ihadtwosistersandwejusttorturedeachother.我有两个姐妹,我们彼此折磨-Really?Likehow?-Well,youknow,wewould...-真的?像怎样?-我们会we'drepeateverythingtheothersaid...重覆另一个人说的每一句话orwe'djumpoutofclosetstoscareeachother...或是从衣柜跳出去吓人orswitchthesugarwithsaltsotheyputsaltontheircereal.或是把糖换成盐让别人把盐洒到早餐麦片里That'sagoodone.这个不错
-Yeah,youlikethatone?-Yeah,you'refunny.-你喜欢吗?-是,你很好玩I'mfunny?我很好玩?Oh,thankGod.感谢天
Well,hey,Igotatonofthese.嘿,我有一大堆这种故事Youtakeaquarter...拿一个25仙铜板andyoublackentheedge,right?把边缘涂黑
Andthenyousay,"Ibetyoucan'trollthisquarter...然后说:我打赌你不能用这枚铜板toyourchinwithoutitleavingyourface."滚过你的下巴而不离开你的脸
Andwhentheydoit,they'releftwithalinedownthecenteroftheirface.等他们这么做了会在脸正中央留下一条线
CanIdoittoyou?我可以对你这样吗?
I'mfunny,Ben,butI'mnotstupid.班,我是幽默,但我不笨Sodidyoufindanyonetomarryyouyet?你们找到证婚人了吗?
No,but"HornyforMonica"ministercalled...没有,但痴想摩妮卡教士打电话来

wonderingifwe'restilltogether.想知道我们是否还在一起
-We'llneverfindanybody.-Thenletmedoit.-我们永远不会找到人的-那么让我来-Joey..-I'vebeenthinking.-乔伊-我想过了
I'manactor,soIwon'tgetnervousinfrontofpeople.我是个演员,我在人前不会紧张Iwon'tspitandIwon'tstareatMonica'sbreasts.我不会喷口水也不会瞪着摩妮卡的胸部看EveryoneknowsI'manassman.大家都知道我喜欢的是臀部-That'strue.-Themostimportantthing...-那倒是真的-最重要的是
is,itwon'tbesomestrangerwhobarelyknowsyou.不是一位几乎不认识你的陌生人替你证婚It'llbeme.AndIswear,I'lldoareallygoodjob.而会是我,我发誓,我会做得很好Plus,Iloveyouguysanditwouldreallymeanalottome.还有,我爱你们,这对我意义重大Mightbekindofcool.这样也蛮酷的
-SoIcandoit?-Yeah,youcandoit.-我可以吗?-好,你可以Allright!Okay!好!好!
Okay,Igottagetstartedonmyspeech.好,我要开始准备我的演说Waitaminute.等一下
Internetministerscanhavesex,right?网路上任命的教士还是可以做爱,对吧?Coming.来了
Ihaveabonetopickwithyou.我要找你麻烦-Uh-oh.-Yes.-惨了-
Benlearnedalittletrick.班学了一个恶作剧
-Oh,didhepulltheold..?-That'sright,that'sright.-他是不是-对,是的Saranwraponthetoiletseat...马桶座位上包了丝龙sothepeegoeseverywhere.于是尿尿喷得到处都是-Oh,that.-Yeah,that.-哦,那个啊-对,那个
YouknowIhatepracticaljokes.你知道我最恨恶作剧的
They'remean,they'restupidandIdon'twantmysonlearningthem.恶作剧很毒,很笨我不要我儿子学会这些

Saranwraponthetoiletseat?Isn'tthatjustalittlefunny?马桶包了丝龙?那没有一点点好笑吗?-Iwasbarefoot.-Oh.-我赤脚-
Tellme,thetoiletthingistheonlythingyoutaughthim,right?你只有教他马桶这一件,对不?Yes.
-Hey.-SayhellotoReverendJoeyTribbiani.--向乔伊崔比亚尼教士打招呼-Yougotordained?-Yeah.-你被任命了?-
Justgotoffthelnternet.Man,there'salotofpornoutthere.才下网,网上好多色情图片Ourminister.我们的教士
IstartedonwhatI'mgonnasayfortheceremony.Wanttohearit?我已经写下我在婚礼要说的话,要听吗?
Listen,thisisjustthefirstdraft,so...注意,这只是第一篇草稿,所以"Wearegatheredheretodayonthisjoyousoccasion...今天我们齐聚此处在这个喜悦的场合
tocelebratethespeciallovethatMonicaandChandlershare.来庆祝摩妮卡和钱德之间特别的爱
Itisalovebasedongivingandreceiving...这是奠基在付出和接受aswellashavingandsharing.拥有和分享的爱
Andthelovethattheygiveandhaveissharedandreceived.他们付出和拥有的爱被分享和接受了
Andthroughthishavingandgiving...借着这样的拥有和付出andsharingandreceiving...以及分享和接受
wetoocanshareandloveandhave...我们同样分享,爱,和拥有andreceive."还有接受
Shouldwecallthespitter?要不要打电话给喷口水的?-Hey,Rachel.-Hi.-嘿,瑞秋-
Whatasurprise.Whatareyoudoinghere?好个惊喜,你怎么在这里?Iwasjustintheneighborhood...我正好在附近

andIpassedbyyourbuildingandthought,"What'supwithCarol...经过你家,我想凯洛和可爱的小班
andsweetlittleBen?"不知道怎么样?
-That'snice.Well,comeonin.-Okay.-真好,请进-
I'llmakesomecoffeeandwecanchat.我来煮咖啡,然后我们可以聊天I'dlovethat.Iwouldlovethat.好啊,很好SowhereissweetlittleBen?可爱的小班呢?Iwouldlovetohavealittle..我想和小Ifoundhim!找到他了!
Veryfunny.Comehere.好好笑,过来
ThatisexactlywhyI'vecomeheretotalktoyou,okay?这就是我来找你谈的原因-Rachel,youwantsugar?-Yes,but..-瑞秋,要加糖吗?-好,但DoIwantsugarinmycoffee?我的咖啡要不要加糖?
No,justsomemilkwouldbegood,Carol.Thanks.不要,只要加牛奶就好,谢谢RememberallthatstuffItaughtyouyesterday?记得我昨天教你的那些东西?"RememberallthatstuffItaughtyouyesterday?"“记得我昨天教你的那些东西?-Don'tdothat.-"Don'tdothat."-不要这样-不要这样
-Yourdaddoesn'tlikepranks.-"Yourdaddoesn'tlikepranks."-你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧-你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧
-Oh,damnit.-"Oh,damnit!"-可恶!-可恶!No!Don'tsaythat.不!不要这么说
-Damnit!-Gobacktorepeating.-可恶!-重覆我的说话-Damnit!-Oh,crap.-可恶!-真烂!"Oh,crap!"“真烂!
Okay,Igotsomemorewritten,ready?好,我又写了一些,准备好了吗?Yeah,okay.是,好
"WhenIthinkofthelovethatthesetwogiversandreceiversshare...当我想到这两位付出者和接受者所分享的爱

Ican'thelpbutenvythelifetimeaheadofhavingandloving...我禁不住嫉妒之后一生的拥有和爱
andgiving.."AndthenIcan'tthinkofagoodwordforrighthere.和付出我想不出这儿要用什么字
-Howabout"receiving"?-Yes!-接受如何?-对!See,Joe,notthatthat'snotgreat...乔伊,这不是不好
butonecoolthingabouthavingafriendperformtheceremony...但朋友证婚的好处就是isthatitcanbeaboutus.能够和我们有关
Itcanbemorepersonal.Youcantellstoriesaboutus.可以更个人,你可以说说我们的小故事Okay!MaybeI'lltalkaboutLondon,whenyouhookedup.好!我可以谈伦敦当你们开始在一起
OnlyIwon'tsay"hookedup"...我不会说在一起”…
I'llsay,"begantheirbeautifuljourney...我会说:他们美丽的旅程-Thereyougo.-bydoingit."-对了-由做了开始-Joe.-Okay,allright.-乔伊-好吧
Sohowdidithappen?Didyoureyesmeetacrosstheroom...所以是怎么开始的?你们的双眼越过房间相遇
thenyou'reinthebathtubandshe'sfeedingyoustrawberries?然后你在浴缸里她在喂你吃草莓?
-Isn'tthatwhathappenedtoyou?-Yeah!-那不是发生在你和伴娘身上吗?-对!Icallthat"Londonstyle."我叫它做伦敦派Thatdidn'thappenwithus.没发生在我们身上
Maybeyoushouldsayitis,because"Londonstyle"soundsnice.也许你应该说有因为伦敦派听来不错Okay,uh...好,嗯
IwassadthatnightbecausethisguythoughtIwasRoss'mom.那天晚上我很难过因为有个家伙以为我是罗斯的妈
AndChandlerwasreallysweetandheconsoledmeand...钱德对我很好,一直安慰我-wedranktoomuch.-Yeah,baby.-而我们喝了很多-好啊,宝贝

IwasagentlemanandIwalkedhertoherhotelroomandsaidgoodnight.我很绅士地陪她走回旅馆房间,道了晚安Oh.我很绅士地陪她走回旅馆房间,道了晚安
-Butthen,laterthatnight..-Yeah,baby.-但那晚稍晚时-好啊,宝贝
CuteP.J.s.ReallylivingituphereinLondon,huh?可爱的睡衣真的想在伦敦过的多采多姿?Well,Iwasn'texactlyexpectingcompanyafter...我想不会再有人来,现在已经9:15.915
IsJoeyhere?乔伊在吗?
LastIsawhewaswithabridesmaidandabucketofstrawberries.上次我看到他时他和伴娘和一篮草莓在一起
You'renotstillupsetaboutwhatthatguytoldyou,areyou?你不会还在为那个家伙的话生气吧?Wouldn'tyoube?你不会吗?
It'sbeenareallyemotionaltimeandyou'vehadalottodrink...这是一个很感人的时刻你又喝了很多
Youhavetoletthatgo,okay?你必须要让这件事过去,好吗?
Youwerethemostbeautifulwomanintheroomtonight.你是今晚屋里最美的女人Really?真的?
Youkidding?You'rethemostbeautifulwomaninmostrooms..你说笑?你是大部份屋里最美的女人
Whoa,what'sgoingon?喔,发生什么事了?Wejustmadeout.我们亲嘴了
-We'remakingout?-Notanymore.-我们亲嘴了?-现在没有
-Butwedon'tdothat.-Iknow,Ithoughtitwouldbefun.-可是我们不这样的-我知道,我以为会很好玩Howdrunkareyou?你有多醉?
EnoughtoknowIwanttodothis.Notsomuchthatyoushouldfeelguilty.醉到知道我想这么做但没到你该觉得内疚的地步That'stheperfectamount.这是最好的程度

-Youknowwhat'sweird?-What?-你知道哪里奇怪吗?-哪里?-Thisdoesn'tfeelweird.-Iknow.-感觉一点都不奇怪-我知道
-You'reareallygoodkisser.-Well,Ihavekissedoverfourwomen.-你的吻功很棒-我吻了超过4个女人
Wanttogetunderthecovers?Okay.钻到被窝里?好Wow,youarereallyfast!哇,你好快!
Itbodeswellformethatspeedimpressesyou.我想你会欣赏速度-We'regonnaseeeachothernaked.-Yep.-我们要裸裎相见了--Atthesametime?-Countofthree?-同时?-数到三?One,two,three.一,二,三
Well,Ithinkit'ssafetosayourfriendshipiseffectivelyruined.我想我们的友谊很有效的被终结了
Eh,weweren'tthatcloseanyway.反正我们本来也没那么亲近Joey,Joey,Joey!乔伊,乔伊,乔伊Hey.
Hey,Joe.Iwasjustwatchingamovie...嘿,乔伊,我在看电影Oh,dude,I'msosorry.老兄,对不起No!不是!
It'scool,I'mstillwithmybridesmaid.没事,我还跟伴娘在一起Wherearethecondoms?保险套在那儿?Inmybagoverthere.在那边,我的袋子里Couldyouleavemeone?可以留一个给我吗?Forjustyou?给你?Yeah.
Allright.Thereyougo,buddy.好,给你,老兄Gonuts.你去疯吧
That'swhatthatwas?原来是为了那件事用的?

IfIhadn'tleftyouone,youtwomight'venevergottentogether.如果我没留一个给你你们两个可能永远不会在一起
ImagineifIhadsentthathookerlikeIwasgonna?想像一下,如果我照原来计划送了一个妓女上去会怎样?
It'slikeitwasinthestars.就像在天上一样
Yeah,totallymeanttobe.是啊,你们是注定在一起的Tellhimwhoyouoriginallywantedtohookupwiththatnight.告诉他你原先那晚是要去找谁的-What?-What?-什么?-什么?What?什么?
Whodidyouoriginallywanttohookupwith?你原先是要去找谁的?Okay,fine,butpleasedon'tbeupset.好吧,不要生气
Iwasreallydepressed,okay?Andreallydrunk.我那时真的很沮丧,好吗?而且醉得很厉害Iwantedsomethingstupidandmeaningless.Ijustwantedsex.我想做又笨又无意义的事我只想上床
So,whenIwenttoyourroomthatnight...所以那晚我到你们房间IwasactuallylookingforJoey.其实是要找乔伊的Yeah,baby.好啊,宝贝No,baby.不,宝贝Oh,myGod.哦,我的天
YoucamelookingforJoey?你来找乔伊的?
-Wereyouplanningontellingmethis?-No,Ididn'tthinkitwasimportant.-你有要告诉我吗?-没有,我觉得这不重要
It'snotimportant?It'snotimportant?这不重要?这不重要?
Ifitwasn'tforabridesmaid,you'dbemarryinghim.如果没有那个伴娘你嫁的会是他而不是我
DoyouknowhowunbelievablygladIamthatJoeywasn'tthere?你知道我有多高兴乔伊不在那儿吗?Hey!嘿!

I'mamanoftheclothbutIstillhavefeelings.虽然我是神职人员可是我还是有感觉的There'snowayyou'redoingthisweddingnow,okay?现在你不可能替我们证婚What?That'snotfair.It'snotmyfault.什么?不公平,不是我的错Iwaswithmybridesmaid.我和伴娘在一起
Andwho'stosayIwould'vesaidyes?而且谁说我会答应的?Imean,Iwould'vesaidyes.我是说,我会答应的
Youaremakingwaytoobigadealoutofthis.你把这件事看得太严重了Everythingworkedoutokay.最后都很好啊It'sjustweird,okay?只是很奇怪,好吗?
Idon'twanttobesayingmyvowswiththementalimageofyouandMonica.我不要在我立下婚誓时心里有着你和摩妮卡的影像
Ineed..Idon'tknowwhatIneed.Ineedawalk.我需要我不知道我要什么我要去散步-Wait,Chandler,it'snotabigdeal.-Itistome.-等一下,钱德,没有什大不了的-对我是YouwantedtosleepwithBatmanandsettledforRobin.你想和蝙蝠侠上床结果以罗宾打发了-Thisiscrazy.-No,Robinissogay.-这太疯狂了-不,罗宾是同性恋
-Sonowwhathaveweagreed?-Nomorepranks.-我们都同意了?-不再恶作剧-Whatelse?-YouandDaddywerenotonabreak.-还有呢?-你和爸爸不是想分开一下Verygood.很好
Rachel,whatareyoudoinghere?瑞秋,你在这里干什么?I'mjustvisitingmygoodfriendCarol.拜访我的好朋友凯洛-Yourgoodfriend?-Yeah.-你的好朋友?-What'sherlastname?她姓什么?Carol...凯洛
-Lesbian.-Nice.-同性恋-很好
Bytheway,thatlinedownmyface...还有,我脸上那条线
Thelinethatpromptedastudentinmylastclassofthedaytosay:在今天最后一堂课让一个学生说:

"Dude,don'tyoueverwashyourface?"“老兄,你从来不洗脸吗?的那条线I'msorryIdidn'ttellyou.好,我很抱歉,对不起没有告诉你
Idon'twantyouteachingmysonthatstuffanymore.我不要你再教我儿子那些东西-Okay?-Fine.Fine.-好吗?-好,好
OnceItaughthimthatstuff,hecalledme"funAuntRachel."我一教他那些东西他叫我好玩的瑞秋阿姨
AndIlovedbeingfunAuntRachel.我喜欢做好玩的瑞秋阿姨I'mgladyouguyswerebondingbut..我很高兴你们能建立感情,但Look,hedoesn'thaveanysiblings.他没有任何兄弟姐妹Somebodyhastoteachhimthisstuff.有人得教他这些东西
Ihaven'ttaughthimanythinganormal6-year-olddoesn'tknow.我没有教他任何正常6岁小孩不知道的事
-Crap!-Igottago.-好烂!-我要走了-Hey.-Hey.--
Youwantthisscone?Itcameformebutitwouldrathersleepwithyou.你要这个酥饼吗?是给我的但它比较想和你睡Nothingevenhappened.什么都没发生
Ijustdon'twantyoutobeupset.我只不要你生气HowcanInotbeupset?我怎么能不生气?
Ifinallyfallinlovewiththisfantasticwoman...我终于和这个很棒的女人坠入爱河anditturnsoutshewantedyoufirst.而她最初要的是你
Yeah,forlikeahalfanhouronenight.是啊,某一个晚上的半小时Chandler,shewantsyoufortherestofherlife.钱德,她要和你共渡一生Welookatyouandweseeyoutogether,anditjust...我们看着你们,看到你们在一起,就是itfits,youknow?很般配,你知道吗?
Andyoujustknowit'sgonnalastforever.你就是知道能持续终生That'swhatyoushouldsay.这就是你该讲的

What?什么?
Whenyou'remarryingus,that'swhatyoushouldsay.当你替我们证婚时,那就是你该说的Really?Icoulddoit?真的?我可以替你们证婚吗?I'dloveyoutodoit.我希望你替我证婚Hey.
Butthosearethewords.Thoseexactwords.不过那些是你的演讲,一模一样的Well,Idon'trememberexactlybut...我不太记得了
it'sprettymuchabouthavingandgivingandsharingandreceiving.是关于拥有和付出和分享和接受
-Soyouguysdoingokay?-Yeah.-你们两个没事了?-是啊WetalkedandMonicamademeseethatIoverreactedalittlebit.我们谈过了,摩妮卡让我知道我反应过度了
-Somethingsaremoreimportant.-Yeah,baby.-有些事是比较重要的-是啊,宝贝I'mreallygladyouguysareokay,butIjustkeepthinking...很高兴你们没事了,但我一直在想
whatwould'vehappenedifyoutwohadhookedup.如果你们两个在一起会是什么样子Honey,dinner'sready!亲爱的,晚饭好了!
What'smylittlechefgotformetonight?我的小厨师今晚替我做了什么?-Yourfavorite.-Ho,ho,ho...你最喜欢的friedstuffwithcheese.起司杂炒Andlotsofit!很多很多!Thanks,sweetheart.谢谢,甜心Givemealittlesugar...来亲一个
Herewego,herewego,herewego.来,来,来Howyoudoing?你还可以吗?-Hey.-Hey!你还可以吗?
I'msorrytodothisagain,butcouldyoulookafterBenforabit?抱歉要再麻烦你一次你可以替我照顾一下班吗?

I'vegotthismeetingatschool...我在学校有个会要开
andheaskedforhisfunAuntRachel.他说要找好玩的瑞秋阿姨Well,ofcourseIwillwatchhim.当然
Wehavefun,don'twe,Ben?我们会很开心的是不是,班?-Seeyoulater,pal.-Okay.-好,待会见-(噗)-好,待会见-
Waitaminute.Ben,Ican'tdoit.-What?-等一下,班,我不能这么做-什么?-Yougotsomethingonyourback.-What?-你背后有东西-什么?That'sgreat.Thatisgreat.好,好极了
Whatdidwejustfinishtalkingabout,Ben?班,我们才说完什么?"Whatdidwejustfinishtalkingabout,Ben?"“班,我们才说完什么?That'sit!Comehere!好,够了,过来
-You'reinbigtrouble,youngman!-No,wait.-年轻人,你麻烦大了!-Ben,comehere!Iamnotkidding!班,过来,我不是开玩笑的!Youguys,holdit.Seriously..你要停止Oh,myGod!我的天!
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