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（word完整版）英语幽默小笑话大全,推荐文档英语幽默小笑话大全1.akissAtadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththeword"KISS"scribbledonit.Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,"Yourwifemustloveyouverymuch,Iseehersendyoua'KISS'beforeyoubeginyourspeech."Thespeakersmiledandexplained,"Youdon'tknowmywife.The'KISS'shegivemestandsfor'KeepItShort,Stupid.'"2.Ateacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologycourses.Shestartedherclassbysaying,"Everyonewhothinksyou'restupid,standup!"LittleJohnnythenstoodup.Theteachersaid,"Doyouthinkyou'restupid,Johnny?""No,ma'am,butIhatetoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself!"一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。小约翰尼站了起来。“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”3.agreatmanTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。4TwoCutedogsAmanwalksintoashopandseesacutelittledog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,"Doesyourdogbite?"Theshopkeepersays,"No,mydogdoesnotbite."Themantriestopetthedogandthedogbiteshim."Ouch,"hesays,"Ithoughtyousaidyourdogdoesnotbite!"Theshopkeeperreplies,"Thatisnotmydog."6.Policeman:Whydidn'tyoushoutforhelpwhenyouwererobbedofyourwatch?Man:IfIhadopenedmymouth,they'dhavefoundmyfourgoldteeth.Thatwouldbemuchworse.警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。7.Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog."It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don'tyouknowtheproverb:Barkingdogsdon'tbite?""Ah,yes,"answeredthelittlegirl."Iknowtheproverb,butdoesthedogknowtheproverb,too?"一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”8.ClassandAssProfessorLaurieofGlasgowputthisnoticeonhisdoor：“ProfessorLauriewillnotmeethisclassestoday．”Astudent，afterreadingthenotice，rubbedoutthe“c”．LaterProfessorLauriecamealong，andenteringintothespiritofthejoke，

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