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Grandmawhat’shappeningnow?
Normanwell.Thezombieiseatingherhead,grandma.GrandmaThat’snotverynice.what’shedoingthatfor?
Norman(呵呵一笑becausehe’sazombie.that’swhattheydo.GrandmaHe’sgoingruinhisdinner.他晚餐一定会吃不下饭。I’msureiftheyjustbutheredtositdownandtalkitthrough,itwouldbeadifferentstory.
DadNorman,didn’tItellyoutotakeoutthegarbage?NormanYear,coming.Dad.
GrandmaTellhimtoturnupthethermostat,too,willyou?Myfeetarelikeice.DadComeon,fit,youstupid...
MomHi,whatareyouwatchinginthere?NormanSexandviolence.MomOh,that’snice.
DadOhoo!Can’tyoubelikeotherkidsyourage,andpitchatentintheyardorhaveahealthyinterestincarpentry?MomPerry...
NormanIthoughtyousaidkidsmyageweretoobusyshopliftingandjoyriding?MomNorman...
SisterHi’s,like,R-I-double-P-E-D.Like,aseven-packatleast.Yew!Watchit!MomCourtney,benice.
SisterWhoa!Yeah,shetotallydoesn’tdeservehim.Imean,she’sniceandIreallylikeher,butshe’sacompleteloser.Yeah,Iknow.
NormanHey,uh,Dad?Grandmasays,canyouturnuptheheating?Herfeetarecold.MomNow,Perry...
DadHowmanytimedowehavetogothroughthis,son?Yourgrandmotherisdead!NormanIknow.
DadThenwhydoyoukeepontalkingtoher?NormanBecauseshetalksback.SisterOMG,youaresuchaliar.
NormanGod,I’mnotmakingthisup,Iswear!Shetalkstomeallthetime.SisterOh,yeah?Proveit.
NormanShesaid,it’snotveryladyliketohidephotosofthehigh-schoolquarterbackwithhisshirtoffinyourunderweardrawer. 