4.HowtoEnjoyYourJob
LadiesandGentlemen:Greetingsandwelcome.
I’msogladyou’reheretoday.Here’ssomeadvice.Cherishyourjob.
Appreciateitlikeagift.It’syourbreadandbutter.It’syouropportunitytoshine.Here’showtoenjoyyour“9to5”.
First,masteryourjob.Befullyqualified.
Beanexpertateverytask.Trytoincreaseyourefficiency.Trytodomoreeveryday.Alwayspushyourselftoimprove.Striveforperfection.Strivetobethebest.
Yoursenseofachievementwillsoar.
Second,havefaithinyourjob.Believeinwhatyou’redoing.Believeit’svaluableandimportant.Viewyourjobasaduty.Viewyourworkasyourmission.Beassuredit’saworthycause.Knowyou’rebeingproductive.Knowyou’rebenefitingothers.Thatbringsjobsatisfaction.
Third,likewhatyou’redoing.Beinlovewithyourjob.
Beconvincedit’saterrificposition.Focusontheadvantages.Focusonthepositiveaspects.
Takeprideinyourabilityandeffort.Thriveontheaccomplishments.Thriveonyourachievements.Thriveonfeelinggood.
Fourth,makeitfuneveryday.Makeitlikeplayingagame.Maintainahealthysenseofhumor.Alwayslookonthebrightside.Tryjokingwithcolleagues.
Tryaskingyourselffunnyquestions.Askyourself:whydoIhavetowork?DearGod,pleasesaveme!Pleasehelpmewinthelottery!
Finally,realizeyourjobisaprivilege.Begratefulyouhaveone.
Bethankfulyou’renotunemployed.Remembertomasteryourjob.Makeitfunandhavefaith.
Makeeverytaskyouundertakeapieceofcake.Thesecretisnotindoingwhatyoulike.Thesecretisinlikingwhatyoudo.Godblessyouandenjoyyourjob.
5.LearnHowtoSayNo
LadiesandGentlemen:
I’dliketowelcomeeveryone.I’mheretoteachyouhowtosayno.Iusedtobea“yesperson”.Ithoughtitwasimpolitetosayno.Iwasachronic“people-pleaser”.
Ifinallycametomysenses.(realize;understandIfoundthecouragetobehonest!LetmetellyounowwhatIlearned.
First,youmustfacereality.Youcan’tsayyestoeveryrequest.Youmustrealizeit’simpossible.Youcan’tbeeverywhereatonce.Youcan’tdoeverythingallthetime.You’llfailorgocrazy.Youcan’tdotoomuch.
Youcan’tbiteoffmorethanyoucanchew!(„beyondyourabilitySometimesyouhavetosayno!
Second,justtellthetruth.Justbetotallyhonest.Thetruthwillsetyoufree.Alwaystellitlikeitis.Nobodyisperfect.
Nobodycanpleaseeveryoneeveryday.Showcourageandcharacter.Showwisdomandmaturity.Don’tbeafraidtosayno.
Third,justrefusepolitely.Justcommunicateclearly.Besincereandsympathetic.Justlookthepersonintheeye.Justslowlyshakeyourhead.
Say,“I’dliketosayyesbutIcan’t.”Atruefriendwillunderstand.AkindpersoncanhandleitOK.Onlyaselfishfewwillgetupset.
Fourth,don’tfeelguilty.
Don’tbeatyourselfup.(reproachDon’tletsayingnoupsetyou.You’redoingtherightthing.You’redoingthesmartthing.
You’resavingyourselflotsoftrouble.Sometimesyouhavetodoit.Sometimesyouhavenochoice.Refusingfavorsispartoflife.
Inconclusion,justdoit!Justpracticesatingno.
Memorizethefollowingrejections.I’msosorry.Ihavetosayno.Ihavenotimetoday.Now,Ihavetogo.Now,Imustsayno.Sorry,nomorefortoday.(Thankyou
6.HowtoLoseWeight
LadiesandGentlemen:Thankyouforbeinghere.
Mytopicis“Howtoloseweight. 