英语小故事带翻译50字

英语小故事带翻译50字

英语幽默小故事10篇(

带翻译)

线话英语|xx-03-14 17:03:05

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：

Midway Tactics

Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve e to visit Captain Humphreys."

"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出guo，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

Two Soldiers

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”

比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”

比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。

乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。“你还要什么?”比尔问。

乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

Five Months Older

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the

army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

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a-1

abandon v.放弃，抛弃

abidev.（by）坚持，遵守

abilityn.能力，智能；才能，才干

able to 能，会

abnormal a.反常的，不正常的

aboard ad.在船（飞机、车）上，上船（飞机、车） prep.在（船，飞机， 车）上，上 （船，飞机，车）

abolish v.废除，取消

be about to 即将

above all首要，尤其

abroad ad.到国外，在国外；到处

abrupt a.突然的，意外的；（举止言谈等）唐突的，鲁莽的

absence n.缺席，不在场；缺乏，没有

absent a.（from）缺席，不在场；漫不经心的

absolute a.绝对的，完全的

absorb v.吸收，吸引，使专心

be absorbed in 专心于

absorption n.吸收

abstract a.抽象的n.摘要，提要 v.抽取，提取

absurd a.荒唐的

abundance n.丰富，充裕

abundanta.（in）丰富的，充分的，充裕的

abuse v./n.滥用；虐待；谩骂

academica.学院的，学术的

academy n.学院

aelerate v.加速，促进

aelerationn.加速度

A cruel man abandoned his wife and son. Above all, everyone must abide by the law. So he was arrested. but the trial came to an abrupt end because of the man's absence. It was said he was mentally abnormal and was set free aording to one law! What an absurd judgment! That’s absolute nonsense! The angry people thought this bad law ought to be abolished to keep the judge from abusing his power. Fortunately, the boy's mother was able to afford enough money for the boy to go abroad to study. The moment the son was about to go aboard the ship, they kissed good-bye with tears. The boy went to an academy of technology suessfully. No one could doubt his ability to learn abstract knowledge. He was absorbed in knowledge so much, just like dry sand absorbed water. His teacher really appreciated his plete absorption in his studies. so he supplied the boy abundant books for study, which aelerated the boy working harder.

一个冷酷的男人抛弃了他的妻子和儿子。首要的是，每个人都必须遵守法律。因此他被捕了。但是审判因为此人的缺席而突然中止。据说他精神不正常并且根据一条法律被释放了！这是多么荒唐的判决！完全是一派胡言！愤怒的人们认为那项错误的法律应该被废除以免法官滥用职权。幸运的是，孩子的母亲能提供足够的钱让孩子去国外念书。在儿子即将上船的时刻，

他们含泪吻别。男孩成功地就读于一所工艺学院。没人置疑他在学习抽象知识方面的能力。他如此专心于知识，就像沙子吸水一样孜孜不倦。他的老师非常欣赏他在学习上的专注，因此他给男孩提供了充裕的书籍来学习，这促进男孩更加努力了。

A-2

aent n.腔调，口音；重音

aeptable a.可接受的

aeptancen.接受，验收；承认，认可

aess n.接近，进入；入口，通路；接近（或进入）的方法 have/gain aess to 可以获得

aessoryn.附件，配件 a.附属的

by aident 偶然

aidental a.偶然的，意外的

aommodate v.留宿，收容；供应，供给

aommodation(s) n.住宿，留宿；膳宿供应

aompanyv.陪同，伴随；为....伴奏

aomplish v.完成

aordancen.一致

in aordence with与.......一致

aording to按照，根据

aordinglyad.因此，从而；相应地，照着（办）

aount n.账目；叙述，说明 v.说明，解释

aount for 说明(原因)等

on aount of 因为，由于

take .....into aount考虑

aumulatev.积累，积蓄，堆积

auracy n.准确，精确度

aurate a.精确的，准确的

ause v.(of)控告，谴责

austomv.(to)使习惯

austomed a.惯常的，习惯的

be/bee austomed to习惯于

word: 19 phrases: 8 total:27

Miss Austin was a strong woman. By investing wisely, she aumulated a fortune. One day, Miss Austin met a young man by aident. Their meeting was quite aidental. It was time of the Olympic Games, so hotel aommodations were scarce. The young man saved his room for Miss Austin politely. If she sang, he would aompany her on the piano. Because of his politeness, his strange aent was aeptable. Later, Miss Austin employed him as her assistant. He became austomed to his job quickly. If she asked him to buy some aessories for a car, he would aomplish the work soon in aordance with her orders. So Miss Austin trusted him more and more and even one day the man had aess to her bank aount number. Miss Austin' detective showed her an aurate report to warn her of the man's cheating. He advised, “You must act aordingly.” Miss Austin took his suggestion into aount. The young man was asked to aount for his cheating. He explained he made a mistake on aount of his illness. Aording to his

behavior, he was aused of inpetence..

奥斯丁小姐是个女强人。通过理智投资，她积聚了财富。一天，奥斯丁小姐偶然遇到了一个年轻人。他们的相遇很偶然。当时是奥运会比赛期间，所以旅馆住宿很短缺。年轻人很礼貌地将自己的房间让给了奥斯丁小姐。如果她歌唱的话，他就会为她钢琴伴奏。因为他的礼貌，他那奇怪的口音也就是可接受的了。后来，奥斯丁小姐雇他做她的助手。他很快习惯了他的工作。如果她吩咐他买些汽车配件的话，他会与她吩咐一致尽快完成任务。于是奥斯丁小姐越来越信任他，甚至有一天此人可以获得她的银行账户号码。奥斯丁小姐的侦探想它展示了一份精确的报告来警告她关于那人的欺诈行为。他建议到：“您必须相应地采取措施。”奥斯丁小姐考虑了他的建议。那个年轻人被要求说明欺诈的原因。他解释他犯错是因为他病了。根据他的行为，他被控告不称职。

A-3

acidn.酸 a.酸的

acknowledgev.承认；致谢

acquaintv.(sb.with)使认识，使了解

acquaintancen.熟人，相识

acquisition n.获得，获得物

acren.英亩

activate v.使活动，起动

activity v.活动，活性，活力

acute a.敏锐的，尖锐的；（疾病）急性的

ad (=advertisement) n.广告

adapt v.(to)（使）适应，适合；改编；改写

adaptation n.改编；适应

add up to 合计，总计

addition n.（增）加，加法，附加（物）

in addition 另外

in addition to除 ?..之外

additional a.附加的，另外的

adequate a.足够的，充分的，恰当的

adherev.(to)粘附，胶着；坚持

adjacenta.(to)邻近的，毗连的

adjectiven./a.形容词（的）

adjoin v.毗连，靠近

adjust v.调节，调整，校正

administrate/administer v.掌管，料理??.的事务；实施，执行；给予，投药

administrationn.管理，经营；行政（部门）；政府

word: 22 phrases: 3 total:25

It's the age of advertisement. The ad panies have acute senses to activate the public to like the products the sports players remend. If a woman has been acknowledged as the best tennis-player in the world, she can acquire a lot of money from advertisements. Of course, she must pay some additional charges as taxes to the Tax Administration. Usually,the woman will adjust herself to the change of her life and soon she will adapt herself to it. As a sports player, her earnings isn't always adequate to meet her needs. In addition to a beautiful house, she also wants

to buy luxury cars. It's normal that a famous sports player's cars add up to five. In addition, some rich sports players liked to buy acres of land as their properties, thus they can have their outdoor activities conveniently. Sometimes some acquaintances of the sports players are popular too because their house are adjacent to the players. Their houses adjoin the players', which make them proud and happy. An adjective for this phenomenon is, “snobbish”.

现在是一个广告的时代。广告公司有敏锐的感觉来刺激公众喜欢运动员推荐的产品。如果一个女子被承认为世界上最棒的网球运动员，那么她可以从广告中获得许多金钱。当然，她必须付一些附加费来向税务部门交税。通常，这个女子会调整她自己来面对生活中的变化，并会很快适应这些变化。作为一个运动员，她的运动收入不足够满足她的需要。除了漂亮的房子之外，她还会想要豪华的车子。一个著名的运动员合计有5部车子是不出奇的。另外，一些有钱的运动员喜欢买几英亩土地作为自己的财产，以便更好地做户外运动。有时候一些运动员的熟人也很受欢迎，因为他们的房子是邻近的。他们的房子毗连，使他们感到骄傲和高兴。形容这种现象的一个形容词就是“势力的”。

A-4

Admiration n.钦佩，赞美

Admission n.允许进入，接纳，收容，承认

Adolescentn.青少年 a.青春期的，青少年的

Adopt v.采用，采纳，通过；收养

Adoptionn.采用，采纳，通过，收养

Adult n.成（年）人 a.成年人的，已成熟的

In advance提前，预先

Advanced a.高级的，先进的，前进的

Advantage n.优点，长处，有利条件；利益，好处

Gain/have/give an advantage over胜于，优于

Take advantage 利用

Advantageous a.有利的

Adventure n.冒险，惊险活动；奇遇

Adverbn.副词

Adverse a.不利的，有害的

Advertisev.做广告

Advisablea.可取的，适当的

Advocaten.提倡者，鼓吹者 v.提倡，鼓吹

Aeriala.空中的，航空的 n.天线

Aerospace n.太空，宇宙空间

Aesthetic/esthetica.美学的，艺术的；审美的

Affairn.事，事情，事件

Affect v.影响，感动

Affection n.爱，慈爱，感情；影响

Affiliatev.使隶属（或附属）于 n.附属机构，分公司 Word: 22 Phrases: 3 Total: 25

It was advisable for an old couple to adopt an orphan, as they had no children of their own. Everything had been fixed in advance. Their kindness was an advantageous condition, which gave them an advantage over other applicants for the adoption of a little boy. The boy grew up quickly

under affection, but his behavior was not particularly adult. That was a mon mistake among adolescents. Soon, the boy gained admission into the Aesthetic College. The college was affiliated with a famous university. The affair affected all who knew the boy. He won the admiration of people. In the college, the professor he met first was an advocate of truth. He ignored all kinds of adverse ments about him. In the class, the professor taught the students how to use an adverb in the sentence. After class, he told them about his adventures in aerospace, and he showed them some aerial photographs. He also took advantage of some advanced instruments to make experiments. His new product was so promising, that his students decided to advertise it for him. The boy enjoyed his study very much.

对一对老夫妇来说，因为没有亲生孩子而收养一个孤儿是适当的。所有的事情都提前安排好了。他们的仁慈是一个有利的条件，使他们优于别的申请者而可以收养一个小男孩。男孩在慈爱下成长很快，但他的行为举止还不是非常成熟。那也是青少年的通病。很快，男孩获得允许进入艺术学院。这个学院隶属于一所著名的大学。这件事影响了所有认识男孩的人。他赢得了人们的赞美。在学院里，他最先遇到的教授是一个真理的提倡者。他不理睬各种各样对他不利的评论。在课堂上，教授教学生们如何在一个里用副词。下课，他告诉学生们他在太空的冒险，并向他们展示一些空中拍摄的照片。他还利用一些先进仪器来做实验。他的新产品是这样有前景，他的学生们决定为他给产品做广告。男孩非常喜欢他的学习生活。

A-5

Affirm v. 断言，肯定

Affirmative a. 肯定的

African.非洲

African a.非洲（人）的 n.非洲人

Afterward(s) ad.后来，以后

Agencyn.代理（处），代办处

Agendan.议事日程

Agent n.代理商（人），代表

Aggravate v.恶化，加重，加剧

Aggressive a.侵略的，好斗的；敢做敢为的，有进取心的

Agitatev.鼓动，煽动；搅拌

Agony n.苦恼，痛苦

Agreeablea.惬意的，令人愉快的；易相处的；同意的

Agricultural a.农业的

Ahead of 在??的前面，先于

Aidv.援助，救援，帮助 n.援助，救护；助手，辅助物，辅助设备

In the air 在流行中，在传播中

Aircraft n.航空器，飞行器

Airlinen.航线；航空公司

Airmailn.航空邮件，航空邮政

Alarm n.警报，惊恐，惊慌 v.使惊恐，惊动，惊吓；向??.报警

Alcohol n.酒精，乙醇

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should e and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must e and see me at my house in the city."

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid.

After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."

【译文】

城里老鼠和乡下老鼠

从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。 __居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会 吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”

乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些

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