后羿射日英语搞笑剧本

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Houyi shoot the sun

人物：金乌（J）后羿（H）嫦娥（C）道具：风车、扫把

Act 1

C: why are you always so hot?

J:because I love you! My heart is burning for you and I believe it will burn forever!

(偷偷的)C: oh my god! What a dangerous man! Mom is right. Leaving him is the best choice……

(唱)C: it’s too late to burn your heart, it’s too late….. because I find that I have fallen in love with Houyi at the first sight. So, I’m sorry, you are so hot for me that I can’t get closer to you! Let’s break up!

J: oh, my no! Do not leave me! Ok?

C: I have said, it’s too late!

J: (气愤的) I hate you! You are so cold. In return, I would fly to the sky and roast the world which make me disappointed and heart broken. Hahahaha……(此时拿出一只纸风车,代九个太阳,然后气愤的离去)

C(不知所措) oh my god! What did I do! It is more dangerous than “The end of the century”(世界末日). Houyi~~~~~(扑到后羿怀里)

Act 2

H:(绅士状)oh my baby, what’s wrong? My dear Change~~

C: it’s my J, He was very angry and said he would roast the whole world!

H:(害怕地，退后几步)：really? Why was that?

C: e…. because I abandoned him…

H: I have told you many times, don’t be so half-hearted, look…ei….

C: en, if you can solve this problem. I promise you that I would marry you!

H:(两眼放光, 用手掐自己大腿) really? Am I dreaming? O, it’s true! Haha! Ok！（手指着她） stay here and right here waiting for me! I would back in 5 minutes.(但是伸出来的是四根手指)

C: why are you so confident about yourself?

H: I remember I have told you that I once fight with nine cows and two tigers at the same time! So I am armstrong!(秀肌肉). J is a piece of cake! Haha! Never eat your word! J! I’m coming!

Act 3

H：Are you J?

J: yes! It’s me! So what? Who are you?

H: I’m your grandgrandpa!

J:haha, are you kidding ? my grandgrandpa haven’t born!

H: never say nonsense word! 纳命来！ So hot , so it is the reason that C leave you(头瞥向一边)

（接下去动作戏，最后打死了J）

Act 4

H：haha…. O！ C is waiting for me! （转身） o! my dear wife! When and where should we host our wedding？

C：let me think(心里盘算着) o, you see, I like moon since I was born. So we host our wedding at the moon. As for the date, how about 15 August when the moon is most beautiful?

H: ha? Why is just the moon? I remember I haven’t told you that I fear of heights since I was born……

C: no way! Never charge with me! I have decided.

H: what’s more I heard that Wugang live there…… I afraid……

C：(痴痴地)really? Oh，I have heard that Wugang is very handsome！Wugang， I’m coming.

H:why was that? What happened? Am I dreaming? Oh, no! it’s true…(晕倒，J，c跑过来把他接住，然后大家一起鞠躬，谢幕)