中英文双语话剧搞笑版梁祝中英台词

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中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德·金的演讲。祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人。最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

Liang Shan-po and Chu Ying-tai as saying three years ago came with the newly established New Oriental School to learn English. Love love where she studied with the spoken language teacher spoken in the United States, in particular, are good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech. Lovers leave one dream, a dream that one day become a BBC moderator. Lovers end-to high TOEFL and GRE scores were admitted at Columbia University. Lovers left in the day,

Lovers lingering farewell. 

第一场景 祝英台依依不舍 梁山伯挥泪惜别

L: Yingtai I love you so much and Ill miss you so much.
英台,我是如此地爱你,我会想你的

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
我也爱你,山伯.别担心,在这个狂乱的世界里,我只爱你一个人.我一回来就会嫁给你,等着我,就两年

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
我会飞越太平洋吻你

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me.

我会在另一边吻你

第二场景 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心

英母 darling darling。。。。

亲爱的,亲爱的

英父 No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding

could not be so hasty

无论你说什么都没用,孩子的婚礼不可能是这样草率

英母 but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And……..

但是老公,马文才又帅又多金,毫无疑问这才是适合结婚的好人家啊

英父 I told you many times, we could not decide yingtais wedding.

我跟你说过多少次了,我们不能决定英台的婚事

英母 darling.The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and

death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so

handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich,but

when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.

亲爱的,世界上最远的距离不是生与死而是我站在你前面,你不知道他这么有型,世界上最远的距离不是贫与富而是我站在你前面,你不知道他这么爱英台

英父 Oh, honey,you are so konwledegable, give me a kiss give me a kiss.

哦宝贝,你真是太有才了,快亲我快亲我

英母 嘘……..look,too many people

嘘……看这么多人……………

英父 easy

这不容易

第三场景 马文才志疏学浅舍重金 英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女

I love yingtai so much. I hope I can make it .

我如此地爱英台,我希望我能做到

aunt……

伯母

Wencai

英母 文才……

ah

马 哎……

英母 oh That was you come in sit down please!

哦你来了,快请坐

aunt, I love yingtai so much you know . here are my gifts 100 bottles of 国窖1573 .

广告

我如此地爱英台,这是我给您带来的礼物,100国窖1573 .

英母 喝了1573 腿也不疼了 腰也不酸了 一口气能上三楼了 一瓶顶过去

五瓶

My legs don't hurt and I can go up to the third floor without acidBottle top

Five bottles

:他好 我也好

He's fine, I'm fine

three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like

them!

奔驰和一栋海边豪宅希望您能喜欢

there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.

毫无疑问,英台一定是你的,你又这么帅

NO way ! 大怒指着马

没门

thats why?

这是为何

英父 I will ask you some questions ,listen .

我要问你一些问题,听好了

OK 好的

英父 Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,

你知道谁是张国荣谁是张曼玉

I dont know.

我不知道

英父 do you know who is 科比布莱恩特, who is姚明,

你知道谁是科比布莱恩特谁是姚明

I dont know.

我不知道

英父 Do you know 黄岩岛 and 钓鱼岛 belong to China

你知道黄岩岛 钓鱼岛属于中国吗?

I dont know. But i know i love yingtai so much.

我不知道,但我知道我非常爱英台

英父 Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? 转向英

你也不看看自己?你看起来就像一头猪,什么都不知道

You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ?

你让我把英台嫁给他,我怎么相信他

英母 I have no words.

我没有话说

but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.

但是伯母接受了我三百万美金和礼物

money You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless Only

3 million dollar. only 3 million dollar. only 3 million dollar. OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you

你认为钱可以买来一切?真爱是无价的。只有三百万美金,只有三百万美金,只有三百万美金,,好你给我这三百万,英台归你

背景音乐 陶喆 今天你要嫁给我

Oh,娘子……

Oh, lady

一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

A week later, the Lovers from the United States long-distance phone calls.

第四场景 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此怒结怨

电话铃声响

: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear.

Are you listening to me?

哦亲爱的我如此思念你,思念你每一份每一秒,哦,你在听我说吗?

: Listen, Liang Shanbo. Im calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think youd

better find a better girl.

听着梁山伯,我打电话要告诉你我爱你,但是你最好找一个更好的女孩

: What? Pardon?

什么你再说一遍?

: Because Ill get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He

is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good

at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

因为我要嫁人了,我父母把我嫁给马文才,他像刘德华那样帅,像比尔盖茨那样富有,他还擅长葵花宝典,我爱他的钱,我也爱他的人

: What are you talking about? You wait and see. Ill give you some color see see.

你说什么?你等着,我会给你颜色看的

shanbo,

山伯

If life deceives(欺骗) you, don't be sad, don't be impatient! believe me.

everything will pass,and all these things will become a kind of memory.

如果生活欺骗了你,不要悲伤,不要难过,相信一切都会过去,都会成为一段回忆

FUCK you, the son of beach(脏话). Ill kill you! I will kill you in America!

妈的婊子养的,我要杀了你,我要在美国杀了你

: America? Shit (脏话), You can come to America? Hahahaha大笑 your English is

so terrible

美国,狗屎你能来美国?你的英文这么烂

祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile Butterfly mind that he made under serious oath: do not kill people until Lovers. So come to New Oriental School to learn the TOEFL and GRE. Of course he did not forget to use discount cards Orientation 20 money. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, to remind ourselves that every day he has a dream. 

第五场景 梁山伯家中练口语 怒气生欲赴美行刺

I have a dream. even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, It is

a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this

nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed. I have a dream that

one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.

In my heart. 背景音乐 算你狠

我有一个梦想,即使我面对今日和明日的困难,这个梦想深深地植根在美国梦中。我有一个梦想有一天,这个国家将奋起,实现其信条的真正含义。我有一个梦想有一天我将在美国杀了祝英台,这个梦深深地植根在我的心中

一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

A year later, Love also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Lovers. In the streets of New York last year to find his lover Zhu Yingtai, and she is Ma Wencai and displays of affection.

第六场景 马文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人归

: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. Im here to kill

you.

祝英台好久不见,你还认得我是谁吗?我到这儿来杀你

: Liang.shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.祝英台拉着马文才

梁山伯,哦,文才,他疯了,他要杀我

: You! Get out of here.

你!出去

: You! Get out of here!

你!出去

梁扔掉扇子 拿出枪

Oh,哥们儿 wait please,(接电话) Hello ,I am Wencai , OK ,OK , I will get there

now

哥们儿 ,稍等,你好,我是文才,好,好,我现在去

: Please dont go. Just stay, please. Hell kill me.

不要走,就呆在这,求求你,他要杀了我

: I know! But if I stay, hell kill me by the way..

我知道,如果我呆在这,他也会顺便把我杀了

: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典

你告诉我他擅长葵花宝典

: Sorry, Im not good at 葵花宝典. Im just good at 新华字典

抱歉,我不擅长葵花宝典.我擅长 新华字典

梁 想走…..It is not so easy 开枪

想走,没那么容易

: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, will you

kill me?

你这个大骗子,滚吧。哦,亲爱的,你要杀了我吗?

: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

我必须的,因为我比我说过得要恨你

: When we were young, you said you will love me forever. Dont kill me, ok? BOBO.

当你年轻的时候你说你会永远爱我,不要杀我好吗?

: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, Ill kill you. I only know I was born

to love you or to kill you. Now I cant love you, the only choice is to kill you.

没门!无论你走到哪儿,无论你说什么,我都会杀了你。我只知道我注定爱你或者杀了你。现在我不能爱你,唯一的选择是杀了你

: Please believe in me, you know I love you. I love you just like老鼠爱大米. I want

to marry you.

请相信我,你知道我爱你。我爱你就像老鼠爱大米,我想嫁给你

: Really?

真的?

: Oh, of course.

当然

梁 曾经 Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didnt

cherish it. If I was to meet her again, I wish to say I love you. If you

would ask me how long I would love her, I would say ten thousand years.

曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我面前,我没有好好珍惜。如果我再次看到她,我希望说我爱你,

如果非要在这份爱上加一个期限 我希望是……一万年

Oh, honey

哦,亲爱的

背景音乐响起 爱你一万年 全剧终

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