英语学习-《老友记》中英剧本第一季第六集-必备
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弃我去者，昨日之日不可留乱我心者，今日之日多烦忧
106TheOneWiththeButt
[Scene:ATheater,thegangisintheaudiencewatingforaplayofJoey'stostart.]
Rachel:(readingtheprogramOoh!Look!Look!Look!Look,there'sJoey'spicture!Thisissoexciting!Chandler:Youcanalwaysspotsomeonewho'sneverseenoneofhisplaysbefore.Notice,nofear,nosenseofimpendingdoom...
Phoebe:Theexclamationpointinthetitlescaresme.(GesturingY'know,it'snotjustFreud,it'sFreud!(Thelightsdim.
Ross:Oh,shhh,shh.Magicisabouttohappen.
(Thelightsgouponthestage,Joey,asFreud,istalkingtoafemalepatient.
Joey:well,Eva,we'vedonesomeexcellentworkhere,andIwouldhavetosay,yourproblemisquiteclear.(Hegoesintoasonganddancenumber.
Allyouwantisadingle,Whatyouenvy'saschwang,
Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...OpeningCredits[Scene:TheTheater,theplayhasendedandeveryoneisapplauding.Assoonasthecastleaves,thegangallgroanandsitdownheavily.]Rachel:God.Ifeelviolated.
Monica:Didanybodyelsefeeltheyjustwantedtopeeltheskinofftheirbody,tohavesomethingelsetodo?
Chandler:(staringatawomanacrosstheroomRoss,teno'clock.Ross:Isit?Feelsliketwo.Chandler:No,teno'clock.Ross:What?
Chandler:(sighsandgesturestoexplainThere'sabeautifulwomanateight,nine,teno'clock!Ross:Oh.Hel-lo!
Chandler:She'samazing!ShemakesthewomenthatIdreamaboutlooklikeshort,fat,baldmen!
Monica:Well,goovertoher!She'snotwithanyone.
Chandler:Ohyeah,andwhatwouldmyopeninglinebe?'Excuseme.Blarrglarrghh.'
Rachel:Oh,c'mon.She'saperson,youcandoit!
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你们看，是乔伊的照片真是令人兴奋你总是能看见
从未在自己作品中出现的某人，注意力强，无畏无惧，就算死到临头也不自觉标题上的惊叹号，令我有点害怕这不只是佛洛依德，而是佛洛依德!安静，奇迹就要出现伊娃，你今天的表现不错我得说
你的问题相当清楚……^_^；
我感觉自己受到冒犯了
还有其他人感觉,只想剥自己的皮,如果他们还有其他事可做?罗斯，十点钟是吗?感觉像是两点不，十点钟什么?
一位美女在8，9，10点钟方向
她简直就是仙女下凡
她让我的梦中情人,变得有如矮胖的秃子过去啊，她旁边没人对，我该用什么开场白?对不起,啦啦啦啦之类的拜托，她只是个人，你罩得住请告诉我，我配得上她吗?罗斯，帮我壮壮胆他这副德行
一辈子都别想把到这种美女谢了，老兄但这种美女，身边总是跟着蹩脚货你也可以成为其中之一没错，你能办到你也认为?是的.没想到我竟有这种念头
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Chandler:Ohplease,couldshebemoreoutofmyleague?Ross,backmeuphere.
Ross:Hecouldnevergetawomanlikethatinamillionyears. 