Three Times’ Beating Monster
剧本作者：黄斯倩（重庆邮电大学）
导演：黄斯倩
演员：黄斯倩，佘加杰，张碧亮，王传奇，谢光磊，卓炀程
人物：唐僧 、孙悟空、 猪八戒、 沙僧、白骨精（村姑 小孩、老太婆、 幕后放ppt的
场景一：（“路在脚下” 音乐响起）
唐僧:（轻咳）悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry， Could you go to get me some food?
八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!
沙僧：大师兄，二师兄说的对
唐僧: 八戒!Don`t forget who ate my last meal!（脚踹八戒）
八戒：(委屈)but I still hungry!
沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away···
唐僧: （点头）Em…….It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea?
悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈)
八戒: This is…..?
悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)……悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额米头发, knowledge is power!
悟空: Bye! jindou cloud！
筋斗云：I am jindou cloud!(捶胸，做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走)
唐僧打坐，闭目养神。八戒和沙僧：两只小蜜蜂啊，飞在花丛中啊···
场景二：
村姑：米拉桑，阔你急哇~（日语）
师徒三人：oh，hi（大家站了起来，某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势）
村姑:My name is bai~ （扭捏害羞样）
大家：hello, miss bai.
村姑: actually, I am going to send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. （欲接近唐僧，被弹回）em···may be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious!
八戒：yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!
唐僧：miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空…
沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，大师兄will find us, let us go now!
村姑：come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着，村姑一个媚眼，八戒倒下，唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)
[沙僧：（扶八戒）are you ok?
八戒：no! I am full in love with the girl!
沙僧：yeah！she is an apple in my eyes!（吃了一口苹果）]
唐僧：miss bai!村姑：（转身眨眼）what ?
唐僧：I love you when I see you at the first time! I ···
村姑：（轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴）you jump , I jump!(音乐响起，二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)
村姑：（转过身）shifu, close your eyes! let`s have a kiss!
唐僧：wow I love to（闭眼，翘起嘴巴，伸脖子）（村姑奸笑，准备吃了唐僧）
悟空: (回来，看见村姑，火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合，村姑倒)
村姑: （倒)Ah……(凄惨的音乐放起)
唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl!
悟空: She is a monster!
唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
悟空: Oh, please don’t……
唐僧:It’s too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖home~~~
悟空: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)
唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,I’m disappointed with you!
场景三：
小孩：（坐在地上痛哭）
（唐僧师徒走过来）
小孩：（拉住八戒的腿）I want my mom.
八戒：shifu, we are in trouble!
沙僧：let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?
小孩：her name is bai.
沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对。We are in trouble.
师傅：little girl, your mom is going to the heaven.
小孩：what does it mean?
八戒：yeah, she is dead.
沙僧：d-e-a-d, dead! we killed her.
小孩：what? why? bring back my mom . I kill you!
悟空：stop!(闻小孩三下)you are monster!
小孩：you !are the monster! Ugly monster!
悟空：（咬牙切齿）I am not ugly! You monster, I`ll beat you into hell!(悟空追打小孩,小孩躲至唐僧身后，悟空打，不想打到唐僧头，唐僧晕，悟空再打死小孩) (凄惨的音乐放起)
八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, shifu? (扶唐僧)
沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?
唐僧:Two…(晕乎乎地)悟空, game over!
场景四：
老太婆：you killed my daughter and my daughter`s daughter!
I kill you!
唐僧：oh !it is my fault! I am not a good shifu! please kill me !
(老太婆掐唐僧，原地转圈)（悟空张开右手，左手指着右手，闭眼大喊：turn，turn，turn，沙僧把金箍棒放到他手中）
八戒：awsome! you turn into your golden cudgel！
沙僧：大师兄，是被妖怪抓走了！
悟空：oh, shifu ,I am coming!.....don`t move!
悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You, you.....(悟空打到师傅，师傅晕，E,沙僧扶住 )（悟空与老太婆大战三回合，老太婆死）
唐僧：You have killed three lives!
悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!
唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster! look! you so ugly! Never let me see you, go!!(凄惨的音乐放起)
八戒: Master, 大师兄 just.......
唐僧: shut up! Don't mention that guy any more!
八戒：look，the body is gone! May be大师兄is right.
沙僧：师傅，二师兄说的对，the women is really a monster!
唐僧：oh!悟空,come back!
悟空：what？
唐僧：do you know what is “dang dang dang”?
悟空：what is“dang dang”?
唐僧：dang dang dang ,is （唱)only you ……(only you的音乐放起)
八戒、沙僧：（抱悟空大腿）don`t go! don`t leave me alone!(悟空犹豫)
唐僧：（继续）o-only you……
悟空：ok! Please shut up! I am not go! (师傅悟空相拥，跳华尔兹，八戒沙僧哼结婚进行曲)
良久，唐僧：let`s move on.
白骨精:shifu ,don`t go! I am here !（作贞子样，爬了过来，四人跑！）
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